For those that don’t know, Skymall is the magazine you find on airplanes which includes all types of products. You won’t find most of these items anywhere else and it’s sort of like a trip though “The Museum of Bizarre and Often Unpopular Entrepreneurship.” Here’s the top 5:
Carlashes are exactly what they sound like. Eyelashes that you put on the headlights of a car. But why? To “ensure your car is turning heads everywhere you go.” If I saw a car driving with these I would purposefully crash head on into the car then in court try and claim I was trying to make our cars kiss because I thought the other car was so beautiful.
It also comes with optional eyeliner. (Not kidding)
Why don’t they just put in this in every car manufactured?
This might actually be a great alternative to protein powder. Instead of a protein shake after a workout you can just slurp 3 or 4 packet of ketchup . It would probably taste better than most protein powders flavours such as Chocolate (Ovaltine and Grandpa’s Jockstrap) or Vanilla (Corn Syrup and Drywall).
If someone is truly searching for a product like this their goal should not be to find it but to instead go for a jog.
I can’t bring myself to buy this because I’m afraid I’ll get it and it won’t be as glorious as I imagined it to be. So for now I’ll just dream and look at the pictures.