Swap Theory

15 Apr

I think the world would be a better place if we had dicks and vaginas on our heads and faces in our pants. So a man would have a big dick sprouting out from his neck and a woman would have a big vagina from hers. And their faces would now be in their underwear where the private parts used to be. Hidden. 

If everyone walking around had a giant ugly penis or vagina on their head then you wouldn’t judge people by their looks. You wouldn’t judge that girl with the wonky eye or that guy with the substantial unibrow.  You would judge them by their personality. 

Then when you find someone you really like it would be because of who they are and not because of what they look like. Then you would proceed to the next step. Taking off each other’s clothes and getting to see their beautiful faces in their pants. And those faces would make out and that would be sex.  

It’s fucked up right? But think about it. 



One Response to “Swap Theory”

  1. Andrea June 10, 2013 at 3:05 pm #

    I don’t know, man.

    I would hate to be superficial in a much superficial world. But what the overall appearance of certain vaginas and penises?

    Length? Size? Width? Pussy hair? Penis hair? Cut? Uncut? Beef flaps? Girth? Etc.?

    Even if we still had our faces on our heads, people in this world still judge once the lights starts the dim and the pants are coming off.

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