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Who’s That Guy

8 Apr


Harris Alterman
Ben Bryant
Brad Galli
Sean Cummings


My Critique of Sea World’s Open Letter

24 Dec

My Critique of Sea World's Open Letter

I watched the documentary “Blackfish” which basically shits on SeaWorld for keeping whales in captivity. In response, Seaworld released an open letter to defend themselves but it sucked. Here’s my critique of that letter:


Slam Poetry Sucks

21 Oct


9 Aug

A horse walks into a bar.

And the horse says, “Ouch!”

And the bar says, “Did that horse just talk?”

And the horse says, “What the fuck? A talking bar?!?”

New Study

5 Aug

A new study shows that Jennifer Aniston is beautiful without makeup. Other researchers say it’s possible that study exists. 

The Hawaii Homeless Problem

1 Aug

Hawaii is offering one-way tickets out of the state for homeless people. Some say this method just sends homeless people somewhere else where they can be homeless but Hawaii officials have said, “Yes that’s the point.”

Johnny Depp Retiring

30 Jul

In a recent interview Johnny Depp said he’s thinking about retiring from acting. Depp said he wants to follow in the footsteps of Daniel Day-Lewis and become the character.  

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